Quoting Everyone

“You left me in the dark with no pants.” – The Wife

“Big Brother is Watching You.” – George Orwell, 1984

“Men make history and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better.” ~ Harry S. Truman

“Where have you been all my life?” ~ Ashley
“Tinder.” ~ Anthony, Married at First Site

“I’m fat first and lesbian second.” ~ Fortune Feimster, Comedian talking about the LGBT boycott of Chick-fil-A

“When you are dead, you don’t know that you’re dead.  All of the pain is felt by others.  The same thing happens when you are stupid.” ~ Anonymous

“Live! Live the wonderful life that is in you! Let nothing be lost upon you. Be always searching for new sensations. Be afraid of nothing.” – The Picture of Dorian Gray

“I have crossed the horizon to find you
I know your name
I may have stolen the heart from inside you
But this does not define you
This is not who you are
You know who you are” ~ Moana

“SIPS…everyone you hate will be there.” ~ Comment on an open Bar Social Scene in Philadelphia

“Jamie has a PhD in not trusting.” ` Dr. Pepper, Married at First Sight

“I forgot the weather…it will be hot.” ~ Sue Serio meteorologist Fox29, covering weather and traffic.

“I can’t tell you how irritating it is to be an atheist in a haunted house.” ~ Matthew Tobin Anderson

“Tweety McAsswhistle” ~ Commentator’s new nickname for Donald Trump

“We go it alone…but with other Countries.” – Donald Trump about actions against North Korea

“I suffer from IS, instinctive stupidity.” ~ Reggie Feathers

“Where some see snot, I see sunshine.” ~ Mike Pelone

“We almost died but that was so much fun.” ~ Bean, while swimming

“Are you going to eat lunch with him?” – Paul Robinette, Law and Order
“Only if he orders crow.” – Ben Stone

“The first PSL (pumpkin spiced latte) came out in August 2003.” – Lauren Simenetti, New Anchor
“PSL???” – Me

“We don’t care about the looting.  We’re in homicide and your friend is homiciding that man.” – Lenny Brisco, Law and Order

“Hinchman argues that Brooks (Tea Party Republican) has chosen ideology over pragmatism.  After years as obstructionist, obstruction seems to be all they know.  Now they’re obstructing themselves, a good thing since it may limit their ability to do harm. ” ~ New York Times

“Wiz is like a tall Fragile.  Ain’t nobody scared of the Muppets.” ~ TMZ

“If by a “Liberal” they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people-their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights and their civil liberties-someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a “Liberal”, then I’m proud to say I’m a “Liberal.” ― John F. Kennedy, Profiles in Courage

“The purpose of separation of church and state is to keep forever from these shores the ceaseless strife that has soaked the soil of Europe in blood for centuries.”  ~ James Madison

“One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don’t go into government.” – Donald Trump

“If there ever comes a day we can’t be together, keep me in your heart, I’ll stay there forever.” ~ Winnie-the-Pooh, A.A. Milne

“How dismal it is to see present day Americans yearning for the very orthodoxy that their country was founded to escape.” ~ Christopher Hitchens

“Do you know what we call opinion in the absence of evidence?  We call it prejudice.” ~ Michael Crichton, State of Fear

“The advancement and diffusion of knowledge is the only guardian of true liberty.”  ~ James Madison

“Sometimes memories sneak out of my eyes and roll down my cheek.” ~ From the internet

“The Struggle is real.” ~ Stoner at 7-11

“The business of life is the acquisition of memories.  After all, that is all that matters in the end.” ~ Carsen, Downton Abbey

“What happens when we get old?  he wondered.  Where does the kid part of us go?” ~ Tess Gerritsen

“The Music plucked his heartstrings in the very place words ended.” ~ Lost Violin

“It reminds me of the fire in your oven…that was really pretty.” ~ Lynn

“It smells like Jesus in here.” ~ Bean at the St. Jude’s Shop

“America was not built on fear. America was built on courage, on imagination and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand.” ~ Harry S. Truman

“Love is worrying together and enduring each other’s moods and smelly socks.” ~ The Obituary Writer

“Ma’am you dropped your credit card.” ~ Us
“Oh Thanks but its not mine I’m actually taking it to the lost and found.” ~ Her
“She almost lost the lost credit card, lol.” ~ Us

Me:  “Mo Mo when are we going out Karaoke-ing?
Mo Mo:  “Um…Never.”

“It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.” -Charles Dickens

“The actress was greeted by a woman in bizarre footwear”. ~ Caption under picture of Renee Zellweger in the news.

“[Y]ou have to decide who you are,” he said in 1961, “and force the world to deal with you, not with its idea of you.”  ~ James Baldwin

“I need a title for my email signature.” ~ Me
“How about Intergalactic Queen?” ~ Sid
“I like it!!!” ~ Me

“Singing a song you don’t know? Don’t worry. That 15 second part you DO know is coming up you’re gonna OWN that Sh*t.” – Big Tuna

“If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.” ~ Albert Einstein

“To deprive a man of his natural liberty and to deny to him the ordinary amenities of life is worse then starving the body; it is starvation of the soul, the dweller in the body.” ~ Mahatma Gandi

“Laziness is understandable but not accepted.” ~ Reggie Feathers

“The message of Jesus was love of neighbor, acceptance of all, and radical hospitality to those who are oppressed and marginalized.” ~ Rev. Dr. Angela Yarber

“From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot in front of the other. But when books are opened you discover you have wings.” ~ Helen Hayes

“We read to know we are not alone.” ~ C.S. Lewis

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