Quoting Everyone

“They just don’t get it. They smile with that look of comprehension they’ve cultivated, and you can just hear them thinking, “This is a poor woman. I’ve heard about them.” ~ Julie Powell

“Can you help me open a couple of bottles?  I’m all butter fingers because I literally have butter on my fingers.” ~ Ethan, YOU

“I wish his staff, family or administration would have an intervention!” – Nancy Pelosi 5/23/19 talking about Donald Trump

“Do you think we are heading towards a war with Iran?” ~ Reporter
“I hope not.” ~ President Trump

“Speaking of Alabama, ‘no exceptions for rape and incest’ is also Roy Moore’s dating profile,” ~ Samantha Bee

“I’m living rent free inside of Donald Trump’s brain” ~ Hillary Clinton

“Imagine, Rachel, that you had one of the Democratic nominees for 2020 on your show and that person said, ‘You know, the only other adversary of ours who’s anywhere near as good as the Russians is China. So why should Russia have all the fun? And since Russia is clearly backing Republicans, why don’t we ask China to back us?… And not only that, China, if you’re listening, why don’t you get Trump’s tax returns.” ~ Hillary Clinton

“Mr. Barr, the American people know you are no different from Rudy Giuliani or Kellyanne Conway, or any of the other people who sacrifice their once decent reputation for the grifter and liar who sits in the oval office.  […] A lot of respected nonpartisan legal experts and elected officials were surprised by your efforts to protect the president. But I wasn’t surprised. You did exactly what I thought you’d do, that’s why I voted against your confirmation. I expected you would try to protect the president. And indeed, you did.” ~ Sen. Mazie Hirono, May 1, 2019

“Anti-Semitic violence grows out of white nationalism & the myth of white genocide that was sown to split black & Jewish people from building relationships for equality. White nationalism is not just anti-Jew, Muslim & black & brown. It’s anti-democracy itself.” ~ Rev. Dr. Barber, Tweet.

“Photo cataloguing in France was generally left to ladies who’d been doing the job for thirty years and could recognize every print by its smell or something”. ~ Julie Child, My Life in France

“Deranged Donald is at back at it again. Deranged Donald can do things like this and it’s not even the top of the news, because it gets lost beneath all of the other deranged things Deranged Donald does. ” ~ George Conway tweet

“The Three Laws of Robotics:  A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.  A robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.   A robot may not harm a human being, unless he finds a way to prove that ultimately the harm done would benefit humanity in general.” ~ Issac Asimov, I, Robot

“Everything we do here is fat free.  We don’t charge for it.” ~  Chef Jacques Pepin

“The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.” – Richard Feynman

“With its prison–like ambience and Orwellian name—Friendship Park—this site is one of the very few places where families separated by immigration rules can have even fleeting contact with their loved ones, from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. on Saturdays and Sundays. Elsewhere, the tall metal barrier is heavily patrolled.”Vanda Felbab-Brown, August 2017

“But no matter how tall and thick a wall will be, illicit flows will cross.” Vanda Felbab-Brown, August 2017

“A shutdown falls on the President’s lack of leadership. He can’t even control his own party and get people together in a room. A shutdown means the president is weak.” ~ Donald Trump about Barak Obama

“I am proud to shut down the government for border security,” ~ President Donald J. Trump, 2018

“You left me in the dark with no pants.” – The Wife

“Big Brother is Watching You.” – George Orwell, 1984

“Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.” ~ Donald Trump’s response about concerns of his mental stability and intelligence.

“Men make history and not the other way around. In periods where there is no leadership, society stands still. Progress occurs when courageous, skillful leaders seize the opportunity to change things for the better.” ~ Harry S. Truman

“Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!” ~ Donald Trump Tweet

“Where have you been all my life?” ~ Ashley
“Tinder.” ~ Anthony, Married at First Site

“I’m fat first and lesbian second.” ~ Fortune Feimster, Comedian talking about the LGBT boycott of Chick-fil-A

“Man who inherited money from his father, who inherited it from *his* father, has lessons on making it on your own.” ~ Kevin M. Kruse tweet

“They are Man’s and they cling to me, appealing from their fathers. This boy is Ignorance and this girl is Want. Beware them both, and all of their degree, but most of all beware this boy for on his brow I see that written which is Doom, unless the writing be erased.” – The Ghost of Christmas Present, A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens

“Man,” said the Ghost, “if man you be in heart, not adamant, forbear that wicked cant until you have discovered What the surplus is, and Where it is. Will you decide what men shall live, what men shall die?”- The Ghost of Christmas Present, A Christmas Carol – Charles Dickens

“When you are dead, you don’t know that you’re dead.  All of the pain is felt by others.  The same thing happens when you are stupid.” ~ Anonymous

“Live! Live the wonderful life that is in you! Let nothing be lost upon you. Be always searching for new sensations. Be afraid of nothing.” – The Picture of Dorian Gray

“I have crossed the horizon to find you
I know your name
I may have stolen the heart from inside you
But this does not define you
This is not who you are
You know who you are” ~ Moana

“SIPS…everyone you hate will be there.” ~ Comment on an open Bar Social Scene in Philadelphia

“Jamie has a PhD in not trusting.” ~ Dr. Pepper, Married at First Sight

“I forgot the weather…it will be hot.” ~ Sue Serio meteorologist Fox29, covering weather and traffic.

“I can’t tell you how irritating it is to be an atheist in a haunted house.” ~ Matthew Tobin Anderson

“Tweety McAsswhistle” ~ Commentator’s new nickname for Donald Trump

“We go it alone…but with other Countries.” – Donald Trump about actions against North Korea

“I suffer from IS, instinctive stupidity.” ~ Reggie Feathers

“Where some see snot, I see sunshine.” ~ Mike Pelone

“We almost died but that was so much fun.” ~ Bean, while swimming

“Are you going to eat lunch with him?” – Paul Robinette, Law and Order
“Only if he orders crow.” – Ben Stone

“The first PSL (pumpkin spiced latte) came out in August 2003.” – Lauren Simenetti, New Anchor
“PSL???” – Me

“We don’t care about the looting.  We’re in homicide and your friend is homiciding that man.” – Lenny Brisco, Law and Order

“Hinchman argues that Brooks (Tea Party Republican) has chosen ideology over pragmatism.  After years as obstructionist, obstruction seems to be all they know.  Now they’re obstructing themselves, a good thing since it may limit their ability to do harm. ” ~ New York Times

“Wiz is like a tall Fragile.  Ain’t nobody scared of the Muppets.” ~ TMZ

“If by a “Liberal” they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people-their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights and their civil liberties-someone who believes we can break through the stalemate and suspicions that grip us in our policies abroad, if that is what they mean by a “Liberal”, then I’m proud to say I’m a “Liberal.” ― John F. Kennedy, Profiles in Courage

“The purpose of separation of church and state is to keep forever from these shores the ceaseless strife that has soaked the soil of Europe in blood for centuries.”  ~ James Madison

“One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don’t go into government.” – Donald Trump

“If there ever comes a day we can’t be together, keep me in your heart, I’ll stay there forever.” ~ Winnie-the-Pooh, A.A. Milne

“How dismal it is to see present day Americans yearning for the very orthodoxy that their country was founded to escape.” ~ Christopher Hitchens

“Do you know what we call opinion in the absence of evidence?  We call it prejudice.” ~ Michael Crichton, State of Fear

“The advancement and diffusion of knowledge is the only guardian of true liberty.”  ~ James Madison

“Sometimes memories sneak out of my eyes and roll down my cheek.” ~ From the internet

“The Struggle is real.” ~ Stoner at 7-11

“The business of life is the acquisition of memories.  After all, that is all that matters in the end.” ~ Carsen, Downton Abbey

“What happens when we get old?  he wondered.  Where does the kid part of us go?” ~ Tess Gerritsen

“The Music plucked his heartstrings in the very place words ended.” ~ Lost Violin

“It reminds me of the fire in your oven…that was really pretty.” ~ Lynn

“It smells like Jesus in here.” ~ Bean at the St. Jude’s Shop

“America was not built on fear. America was built on courage, on imagination and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand.” ~ Harry S. Truman

“Love is worrying together and enduring each other’s moods and smelly socks.” ~ The Obituary Writer

“Ma’am you dropped your credit card.” ~ Us
“Oh Thanks but its not mine I’m actually taking it to the lost and found.” ~ Her
“She almost lost the lost credit card, lol.” ~ Us

Me:  “Mo Mo when are we going out Karaoke-ing?
Mo Mo:  “Um…Never.”

“It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.” – Charles Dickens

“The actress was greeted by a woman in bizarre footwear”. ~ Caption under picture of Renee Zellweger in the news.

“[Y]ou have to decide who you are,” he said in 1961, “and force the world to deal with you, not with its idea of you.”  ~ James Baldwin

“I need a title for my email signature.” ~ Me
“How about Intergalactic Queen?” ~ Sid
“I like it!!!” ~ Me

“Singing a song you don’t know? Don’t worry. That 15 second part you DO know is coming up you’re gonna OWN that Sh*t.” – Big Tuna

“If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.” ~ Albert Einstein

“To deprive a man of his natural liberty and to deny to him the ordinary amenities of life is worse then starving the body; it is starvation of the soul, the dweller in the body.” ~ Mahatma Gandi

“Laziness is understandable but not accepted.” ~ Reggie Feathers

“The message of Jesus was love of neighbor, acceptance of all, and radical hospitality to those who are oppressed and marginalized.” ~ Rev. Dr. Angela Yarber

“From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot in front of the other. But when books are opened you discover you have wings.” ~ Helen Hayes

“We read to know we are not alone.” ~ C.S. Lewis

“The message of Jesus was love of neighbor, acceptance of all, and radical hospitality to those who are oppressed and marginalized.” ~ Rev. Dr. Angela Yarber

“From your parents you learn love and laughter and how to put one foot in front of the other. But when books are opened you discover you have wings.” ~ Helen Hayes

“…in ten years I will get to tell my children that that gas station is where my grade school used to be and that Walmart used to be my high school.” ~ T.B.

“Scientists are also stumped as to why the Kardashians are still on TV!” ~ Respose to a scientific article about Whale Fossils

“I knew it was going to be a rough day today when Logan’s response to me waking him up were ‘I am still tired so lets not do this today’.” ~ 7 year old about going to school

“The whole world had changed. Only the fairy tales remained the same.” ~ Number The Stars

“Understand that the tragedies of your life one day have the potential to become comic stories the next.” ~ Nora Ephron

“You see that…the sun did that to me!” ~ Little girl talking about her sun burn

“The 5-foot tall one was $300, marked down to $100.  That’s like, $200 worth of chicken for free.” ~ The Bloggess

“For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.” ~ Judy Garland

“Sometimes you have to choose the least worst alternative.” ~ John Gordon

“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Money doesn’t grow on trees…it grows on speculative oil contracts.” ~ Jason J

“so I’m a little rusty on the premise of Passover, but I’m pretty sure Moses led my enslaved ancestors out of Egypt and through the desert for 40 years with only unleavened bread for sustenance so eons later I eventually could piss off my mother by drinking a stomach-souring vanilla-vodka martini with a yellow peep floating in it on the day Jesus Christ was resurrected. With lesbians.” ~ Alone…with Cats

“Nine years ago she had walked past a line of them, all wearing the same faces they were wearing now, As if righteousness were nothing but a halloween mask” ~ Second Glance, Jodi Picoult

“Life is essentially a cheat and its conditions are those of defeat; the redeeming things are not happiness and pleasure but the deeper satisfactions that come out of struggle.” ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald

“High school is life’s way of giving you a record low to judge the rest of your lifeby.” ~ The Bloggess, Advice column

“Partying like it’s midlifecrisis hour in crazy town.” ~ I obsess

“I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems.” ~ Elton John

“What sunshine is to flowers, smiles are to humanity.” ~ Joseph Addison

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” ~ Mark Twain

“Have a heart that never hardens, a temper that never tires, a touch that never hurts.” ~ Charles Dickens

“Look at everything as though you were seeing it either for the first or last time.” ~ Betty Smith, A Tree Grows In Brooklyn

“It is every man’s obligation to put back into the world at least the equivalent of what he takes out of it.” ~ Albert Einstein

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that’s all.” ~ Oscar Wilde

“Never look down on anybody unless you’re helping him up.” ~ Author Unknown

“Love takes off masks that we fear we cannot live without and know we cannot live within.” ~ James Baldwin

“The only man who never makes a mistake is the man who never does anything.” ~ Theodore Roosevelt

“A thousand words will not leave so deep an impression as one deed.” ~ Henrik Ibsen

“In three words I can sum up what I’ve learned about life: It goes on.” ~ Robert Frost

“Five servings of fruits and vegetables a day can add 14 years to your life. That’s one more reason I eat mostly cheeseburgers.” ~ Guy from Internet

“Depressed and slinking though they were, eyes of fire were not wanting among them;” ~ Charles Dickens, A Tale of Two Cities

“Olympics — A lifetime of training for just ten seconds.” ~ Jesse Owens, 1936 Olympics

“I could kill myself waiting to talk to a person” ~ Me
“I’ll Connect you.” ~ The Automated Voice

“If I’m not back in 10 minutes…just wait longer.” ~ Scooter

But if you want to quit facebook (And hopefully the internet…) please do and rid us of your stupidity! ~ Quote From Article about Facebook where everyone thought the article was Facebook

“I think my snowblower has more hours this winter than my lawnmower all last summer!!!!!” ~ A guy from Philly talking about record snow falls for Philadelphia

“It all begs the question: if quants are unquestionably some of the smartest folks around, why don’t they do a better job calculating risk?” ~ Article on Banking

“A Government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.” ~ Gerald Ford, 1974

“The people’s government, made for the people, made by the people, and answerable to the people.” ~ Daniel Webster

“Did you ever notice that there are no cats in the Bible. I think Jesus was allergic.” ~ Chick from Internet

“I would watch the video, but moving pictures are the creation of the devil. I thought you knew that.” ~ Guy from Internet

“Anna filed for Sal’s disqualification of service. However, the jury commissioner was unmoved and denied the request.” ~ Artical, Sal the Cat called for Jury Duty in Mass

“I have jury duty on January 25th. I’m sending my pug.” ~ Comment, ~ Article, Sal the Cat called for Jury Duty in Mass

“The vice president’s meeting with the chairman of the Recovery Act Transparency and Accountability Board is closed, meaning non-transparent.” ~ Joe Biden’s meeting on Transparency in government

“But, it was a stressful week at the office and a nice, high body count really takes the edge off that, so, I was willing to take the risk.” ~ Guy from Internet talking about going to see a movie

“God didn’t create the fillibuster. It’s part of the Senate Rules.” ~ Barney Frank

“Did you ever look in a picture and see a stranger in the back? It makes you wonder how many people have pictures of you…” ~ The Internet

“Every time my math teacher speaks, A little part of my soul dies in agony.” ~ The Internet

“Cheese is like my everything.” ~ Food Network Challenge

“Martha thinks Catholics shouldn’t work in the ER? Funny I think Martha shouldn’t work in the US Senate.” ~ Reaction to a statement made by Martha Coakly, Senate candidate from Mass

“It’s not the Kennedys’ seat, it’s not the Democrats’ seat, it’s the people’s seat,” ~ Scott Brown, Running for Senate Seat in Mass

“No other car puts its hand down your trousers and rummages around so well.” ~ London Times story on a a car

“Why in the world are paying for these people’s food and water? My job doesn’t feed me.”

“In the interest of simplicity, both of my children are grounded until they die.” ~ A Friend

“Ours is a world of nuclear giants and ethical infants. We know more about war than we know about peace, more about killing than we about living.” ~ General Omar N. Bradley

“Now suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress… But I repeat myself. ” ~ Mark Twain

“As a nation we began by declaring all men are equal. We now practically read it all men are created equal except Negroes. It will read that all men are created equal except Negroes, foreigners and Catholics. When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of knowing liberty. To Russia for instance, where despotism can be taken pure without the base alloy of hypocrisy.” ~ Abraham Lincoln

“The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much.” ~ William Hazlitt

“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.” ~ Oscar Wilde

“When will our consciences grow so tender that we will act to prevent human misery rather than avenge it?” ~ Eleanor Roosevelt

“You can have power over people as long as you don’t take everything away from them. But when you’ve robbed a man of everything, he’s no longer in your power.” ~ Solzhenitsyn

“One of the saddest lessons of history is this: If we’ve been bamboozled long enough, we tend to reject any evidence of the bamboozle. The bamboozle has captured us. Once you give a charlatan power over you, you almost never get it back.” ~ Carl Sagan

“I’ve had a little problem with maturity.” ~ Leonard, Age 76 while waiting in line for an iPhone

“A great tragedy should be born silently.” ~ Greta Garbo

“What happened to me? The eighties happened. The nineties happened. Death and sickness and getting fat and going bald happened. I traded lots of dreams for a bigger paycheck, and I never even realized I was doing it.” ~ Tuesdays with Morrie

“I very soon saw that the Constitutionalists would overthrow the Constitution by rashly using that power which was entrusted to their moderation – The spirit of the Constitution required prudence, and the Actors substituted temper and party in the room of it and thereby subjected the legislation of every year to the caprice of an election.”
~ Thomas Paine, A Letter to Benjamin Rush

“That the moral duty of man consists in imitating the moral goodness and beneficence of God manifested in the creation towards all his creatures. That seeing, as we daily do, the goodness of God to all men, it is an example calling upon all men to practice the same towards each other; and consequently that every thing of persecution and revenge between man and man, and every thing of cruelty to animals, is a violation of moral duty.” ~ Thomas Paine, The Age of Reason

“No more tears now; I will think about revenge.” ~ Mary, Queen of Scots

“It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.” ~ Albert Einstein

“The problem with the president’s, with the Republicans’ economy is that it’s good for their base – 20 percent of the public – but it’s not so good for 80 percent of the public.” ~ Howard Dean

“Naturally the common people don’t want war; neither in Russia, nor in England, nor in America, nor in Germany. That is understood. But after all, it is the leaders of the country who determine policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or a communist dictatorship. Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is to tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” ~ Hermann Goering

“If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.” ~ George Bernard Shaw

“I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true.” ~ Dorothy Parker

“A friend is a second self.” ~ Aristotle

“All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope.” ~ Sir Winston Churchill

“No one is useless in this world who lightens the burdens of another.” ~ Charles Dickens

“I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.” ~ George Carlin

“Red meat is NOT bad for you. Blue-Green meat, now that’s bad for you!” ~ Tommy Smothers

“You’ve been with Terrell for five months. What have you done for him other than getting himkicked off the team at this point?” ~ Reporter talking to Terrell Owens’ Agent
“Next question.” ~ Drew Rosenhaus

“Don’t get stuck on stupid Reporters. We’re moving forward.” ~ General Honore, During a briefing for Hurricane Rita

“I’m an honest person even though I’m out here breaking the law.” ~ COPS

“Government isn’t the solution to our problems. Government is the problem” ~ President Reagan

“…On Thursday, July 20, one week after he left the hospital, that Antoine announced to his friends his plan become stupid.” ~ Martin Page, How I Became Stupid

“I love money”~ Andre Lamar Henderson, suspected bank robber’s response to why he robbed the bank

“Life is hard. After all, it kills you.” ~ Katherine Hepburn

“Are you a transient?
No Sir, I’m an American!” ~ COPS – Officer asks suspect if he lives in the area

“God is subtle, but he is not malicious ” ~ Albert Einstein

“Let us cross over the river and rest under the shade of the trees.”~ General Thomas “Stonewall” Jackson’s dying words

“I have not failed. I’ve found 10,000 ways it doesn’t work.” ~ Thomas Edison

“It’s not the years in your life that count. It is the life in your years.” ~ Abraham Lincoln

“If Government is the answer it must have been a really stupid question.” ~ Anonymous

“The threat comes because, in another part of the globe, there is shadow and darkness where not all the world is free, where many millions suffer under brutal dictatorships, where a third of our planet lives in a poverty beyond anything even the poorest in our societies can imagine and where a fanatical strain of religious extremism has arisen that is a mutation of the true and peaceful faith of Islam.” ~ Tony Blair, Priminister of Great Britain

“America is a nation full of good fortune, with so much to be grateful for. But we are not spared from suffering. In every generation, the world has produced enemies of human freedom. They have attacked America, because we are freedom’s home and defender. And the commitment of our fathers is now the calling of our time.” ~ George W. Bush, U.S. President

“Never, never, never believe any war will be smooth and easy, or that anyone who embarks on the strange voyage can measure the tides and hurricanes he will encounter. The statesman who yields to war fever must realize that once the signal is given, he is no longer the master of policy but the slave of unforeseeable and uncontrollable events.” ~ Sir Winston Churchill

“What is worse, to destroy a man who seeks the truth or destroy the truth so no man can seek it?”~ X-Files

“When I had a good day…I had a good day.” ~ Cathy Moriarity

“My last thoughts will be…Duty, Honor, Country. I bed you farwell.” ~ Douglas McArthur

“Compassion is the soul of the world.” ~ Unknown

“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.” ~ Albert Einstein

“Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong.” ~ John Diefenbaker

“Let’s Roll.” ~ Todd Morgan Beamer, died 9/11/01

“I took you for better or for worse but not for lunch.” ~ Mrs. Craig on the occasion of her husband’s retirement

“Retribution often means that we eventually do to ourselves what we have done unto others.” ~ Eric Hoffer

“To see what is right and not to do it is want of courage.” ~ Confucius

“For were the impulses of conscience clear, uniform, and irresistibly obeyed, man would need no other lawgiver” ~ Thomas Paine – Common Sense

“We have a saying in the movement that we don’t trust anybody over 30.” ~ Jack Weinberg

“If Mary leaves takes a train at five in Atlanta and John takes a train at 6 in New York how long will it take John to realize that he’s wearing the ugliest tie on earth?” ~ Carson Kressly

“Ah, but man’s reach should exceed his grasp, or what’s a heaven for?” ~ Robert Browning

“In the events that have challenged us, we have also seen the character that will deliver us.” ~ President George W. Bush

“It’s a recession when the man down the block is unemployed; it’s a depression when you are unemployed.” ~ Isabelle O’Donnell

“Her gift is all grown about with weeds and bound with briars. It had no chance of showing itself for the fine distinguished gift it was.” ~ Virgina Woolf – A Room of One’s Own

“Bad officals are elected by good citizens who do not vote.” ~ George Jean Nathan

“If Con is the opposite of Pro then Congress must be the opposite of progress” ~ Gallagher

“Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.” ~ Albert Einstein

“Is Money an object?” ~ S.V.S.

“Do you know what I’m saying?” ~ S.V.S.

“My hand delights to trace unusual things, And deviates from the known and common way, Nor will in fading silks compose, faintly the inimitable rose.” ~ Virginia Woolf – A Room of One’s Own

“The happy Union of these States is a wonder; their Constitution a miracle; their example the hope of Liberty throughout the world.” ~ James Madison

“On the Plains of Hesitation bleached the bones of countless millions who, at the Dawn of Victory, sat down to wait, and waiting – died! ~ George W. Cecil

“Teach me, and I will hold my tongue: and cause me to understand wherein I have erred.” ~ Job 6:24

“It is a condition which confronts us – not a theory.” ~ Grover Cleveland

“Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.” ~ Mrs. Patrick Campbell

“Men must be governed by God or they will be ruled by tyrants.” ~ William Penn

“And often times excusing of a fault, doth make the fault the worse by the excuse.” ~ William Shakespeare

“All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.” ~ Alexander Woollcott

“I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.” ~ Oscar Wilde

“Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.” ~ Robert Frost

“A liberal is a person whose interests aren’t at stake at the moment.” ~ Willis Player

“Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty.” ~ JFK’s inaugural address

“Grief, tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness, remembrance and love have no end.” ~ President George W. Bush ~ September 14, 2001

“Can anyone tell me what Christmas is all about!?!” ~ Charlie Brown
“Sure I can Charlie Brown.” ~ Linus Van Pelt

“God is bigger than the boogieman” ~ Pudge

“They that can give up essential Liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserves neither Liberty nor safety.” ~ Ben Franklin

“I believe that in this generation those with the courage to enter the moral conflict will find themselves with companions in every corner of the world.” ~ Robert F. Kennedy

“Those words, “temperate and moderate”, are words either of political cowardice, or of cunning, or seduction. – A thing, moderately good is not so good as it ought to be. Moderation in temper, is always a virtue; but moderation in principle, is a species of vice.” ~ Thomas Paine

“No man who is not willing to bear arms and to fight for his rights can give a good reason why he should be entitled to the privilege of living in a free community.” ~ Theodore Roosevelt

“Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure.” ~ Karl Menninger

“The important thing is not to stop questioning.” ~ Albert Einstein

“Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it.” ~ George Bernard Shaw

“Man has to initiate it, to sustain it and to bear responsibility for its results. He has to discover how to tell what is true or false and how to correct his own errors.” ~ Ayn Rand

“I am not the member of any organized party – I am a Democrat.” ~ Will Rogers

“Americans never quit.” ~ General Douglas MacArthur

“He has been called a mediocre man; but this is unwarranted flattery. He was a politician of monumental littleness.”~ Theodore Roosevelt

“It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should thank God that such men lived.” ~ General George S. Patton

I offer you this… every village needs an idiot, and some villages are comprised of nothing but. ~ A Girl From Austin Texas

“One of the greatest wisdom’s is seeing people as they are and not as we want them to be.”

“Unto thee, O Lord, do I lift up my soul. O my God, I trust in thee; Let me not be ashamed, let not mine enemies thriumph over me.” ~ Psalm 25: 1-2

“There is a Destiny that makes us brothers. None goes his way alone. All that we send into the lives of others, comes back into our own.” ~ The Guiding Light – The original opening of the daytime Soap Opera

“We go up the ladder, we go down the ladder but the most important thing is we go together.” ~ Shawn Ferris

“Children are becoming an endangered species, energy has reached crisis proportions, marriages are on the decline, and the only ones having any fun anymore are the research rats.” ~ Erma Bombeck

“He had a great talent for being friendly. But he didn’t see his close friends often.” ~ Andy Rooney describing his friend Charles Kurult

“Show me a hero and I’ll show you a tragedy.” ~ F. Scott Fitzgerald

“The brave may not live forever, but the cautious do not live at all.” ~ Unknown

“Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.” ~ Albert Einstein

“Had Tolstoy lived at the Priory in seclusion with a married lady “cut off from what is called the world,” however edifying the moral lesson, he could scarcely, I thought, have written War and Peace.” ~ Virginia Woolf ~ A Room of One’s Own

“Who would want to turn 100?” ~ Phyllis Diller
“Anyone who’s 99.” ~ Bob Hope

“Lisa if I had know you were going to die I would have hung out with you more.” ~ Claire, Six Feet Under

“America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between.” ~ Oscar Wilde

“You’ve gotta party young and have a monkey.” ~ Sheen, Adventures of Sheen

“Goodnight puney human!” ~ Sheldon, Big Bang Theory

“I see my friend Darrell is here representing the muscle t-shirt and hairy back people.”
~ Dave Hester, Storage Wars

“It’s like fighting a kid that needs a telethon!” ~ Noel, Pretty Little Liars

“She’s an evil Super Hero and her dimples are like her mask.” ~ Tracy, Jerseylicious

“It’s like watching Sybil and the 3-Faces of Eve have a lovefest.” ~ Alexa, Jerseylicious

“If I’m driving down the road and see a billboard with a hot chick who turns out to be my mother I’m crashing the car on purpose!” ~ Philly, Jerseylicious

“The last thing I need is 6 dead heads in my new cooler.” ~ Hollywood Barry, Storage Wars

“You can’t bring me down. I’m fully medicated.” ~ Bernie Mac

“Bazinga, I don’t care.” ~ Sheldon, Big Bang Theory

“Ah, gravity – thou art a heartless bitch.” ~ Sheldon, Big Bang Theory

“In brightest day, in blackest night, No evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil’s might, Beware my power…Green Lantern’s Light!” ~ Hal Jordan

I don’t like bugs, okay? They freak me out.” ~ Raj
“Interesting. You’re afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.” ~ Sheldon, Big Bang Theory

“I’m not Gay but I’ll learn.” ~ Home Simpson

“There ar 5 stages of grief. You don’t have to go through them all at once.” ~ Det. John Munch, LO:SVU

“She died calmly, and her countenance expressed affection even in death. I need not describe the feelings of those whose dearest ties are rent by that most irreparable evil, the void that presents itself to the soul, and the despair that is exhibited on the countenance. It is so long before the mind can persuade itself that she whom we saw every day and whose very existence appeared a part of our own, can have departed forever – that the brightness of a beloved eye can have been extinguished and the sound of a voice so familiar and dear to the ear can be hushed, never more to be heard.”~ Mary W. Shelly, Frankenstein

“And I remember thinking to myself…this is the beginning of happiness…this is where it starts and of course there will be always be more. Never occured to me that it wasn’t the beginning. It was happiness. It was the moment, right then.” ~ Clarissa, The Hours

“Hey guys one more thing, hey this summer when you’re indendated with all this American Bicentennial brew-ha-ha. Don’t forget what you’re celebrating and that’s the fact that a bunch of slave owning, aristocratic white males didn’t want to pay thier taxes.” ~ Janie the teacher
“Yeah!!” ~ Randall “Pink” Floyd, Dazed and Confused

“The only think I ever regret about you being my father is I inherited your tremendous nose.”
~ Iggie, Author, Author

“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome again. True story.”
~ Barney, How I Met Your Mother

“Oh hey there’s that young doctor who told the jury I was a sociopath.” ~ Max
“…a likeable sociopath.” ~ Dr. Sweets , Bones

“Sarge, I know wht you did for me. I know how far you carried me.” ~ Teddy Parker’s Ghost, Bones

“I am in fact a hugh weirdo.” ~ Gespacho

“Hello anybody lose there secret CIA shit?” ~ Burn after reading

“Well, it was love at first sight. Actually, it was, no, it was when I heard her voice. It was love at first see with my ears.” ~ Michael Scott, The Office

“Can I just say that of all the idiots in all the idiot villages in all the idiot worlds you stand alone, my friend.” ~ Michae to Toby, The Office

“I got tired swimming against the current.” ~ Burn After Reading

“I’m British, we don’t use guns we use our forheads” ~ Bones

“Be glad you’re a pasty face Brit albino Vinny.” – Addison
“Cheers” – Nigel Murray

“I did leave the country…I went to New York.” ~ Jack Devereaux, Days of Our Lives

“I don’t know what you’re doing here?” ~ Alexander
“I was in the comic.” ~ Alexandra
“What?” ~ Alexander, Josie and the Pussycats

“So this is love? Well love is a gift a lot of people don’t remember that. So you two better brace yourselves for a whole lot of ugly at you from a never ending parade of stupid.” ~ Miss Maybelle
“So you’ve met my mother.” ~ Penny, Hairspray

“Darrow had Leopold and Loeb…who do we have?” ~ Adam
“Beavis and Butthead.” ~ Jack McCoy, Law & Order

“The guys a lawyer.”
“Hmm, I’ll be in mourning for the next five minutes. ~ Lenny, Law & Order

“Greed is good.” ~ Gorden Gekko, Wall Street

“You are more ravaged than I am” ~ Marge, shocked that she and Homer are same age
“Well I do eat a lot of crap.” ~ Homer

“Up until then the only parents I’ve ever met were my own. And that didn’t go very well.” ~ Dorian Blues

“Second hand smoke kills you know.” ~ Hillary Faye
“I’m counting on it.” ~ Cassandra, SAVED!

“Come in I’ll put on a pot of bourbon.” ~ Rumor Has It

“When you’ve got the music you’ve got friends for life. That’s why I’m never lonely.” ~ Joe John, The Boys & Girl from County Clare

“I think it’s trying to suck his brains out.” ~ Grim
“The poor things going to starve.” ~ Mandy, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

“You have a ride to community service so I’m going to the Grocery. Do you want anything? ~ Sandy
“One of those chocolate energy bars and a Fleets enima” ~ Tim
“I’m not buying you chocolate.” ~ Sandy, Imaginary Heroes”

“Right now you’re just browsing through time. Choose the things you’ll be proud of, things that last.” ~ Peggy Sue Got Married

“Who taught you to be so cruel?” ~ Lila
“You did Mama…you did.” ~ Tom, Prince of Tides

“We’re not playing your stupid game…
It’s better than Joan’s pipe dreams from a crazy woman!” ~ Girlfriends

“If you can dodge a wrench….you can dodge a ball.” ~ Patches O’Houlihan, Dodgeball

“Choose between yesterday and tomorrow.” ~ Message in a Bottle

“I read you were shot five times in the tabloids ~ Nora Charles
“It’s not true…he never got anywhere near my tabloids.” ~ Nick Charles, The Thin Man

“I know a guy who knows a guy who robbed a guy.” ~ Huggie Bear, Starsky & Hutch

“Chicks cannot hold their smoke…that’s what it is” ~ The Breakfast Club

“Here’s to the army and navy and the battles they have won…
Here’s to America’s colors that never run…
May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather.” ~ Big Trouble In Little China

“Someone has to die so that the rest of us should value life more.” ~ Virginia Woolfe ~ The Hours

“The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making people believe he didn’t exist.”
~ Kaiser Sose, The Usual Suspects

“Your happy…I Hate THAT! ~ Buddy Ackerman, Swimming With Sharks

“I have always relied on the kindness of strangers.”
“Well that’s a stupid thing to do.” ~ Angels In America

“So you are the neighborhood Lolita?” ~ Paul
“So you are the alcoholic, buddy, shit for brains?” ~ Marty, Beautiful Girls

“If I knew anything about straight men do you think I’d be hanging out with you two homos?”
~ Grace, Will and Grace

“What are you?” ~ Bad guy
“I’m complicated.” ~ Dorian Grey, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen

“You surprised?” ~ Eddie
“Surprised Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn’t be more surprised than I am right now.” ~ Clark, Christmas Vacation

“I can’t shake your hand right now I’ve got to keep my hands on the first penis.”
~ Matt Douglas, My Fellow Americans

“Coulda, woulda, shoulda, prada…” ~ Karen, Will & Grace

“Leonard, always the years between us, always the years…Always the love, always the hours.”
~ Virginia Woolfe, The Hours

“Frannie, can I get you anything?” ~ John
” Yeah, yesterday and most of today.” ~ Frannie, Hotel New Hampshire

“Sharing the world has never been humanities defining attribute.” ~ Charles Xavier, X-Men 2

“Remember our motto: Be On Time, Do Your Work, Be Down In The Bar by 5:30.”
~ Mike Culter, Desk Set

“Darlin’ just cause I talk slow doesn’t mean I’m stupid.” ~ Sweet Home Alabama

“The eyes are the window to your soul and the zipper is the window to your underwear.”
~ Jack, W&G

“Life makes no sense.” ~ Home For The Holidays

“You know what Fine stands for? Freaked out, insecure, neurotic, and emotional”
~ Charlie, The Italian Job

“So how’s your life? ….In Progress” ~ Gross Pointe Blank

“That’s what I like about High School girls…I get older and they stay the same age.”
~ Waterson, Dazed and Confused

“I’m a minority in a minority in a minority and no one’s covering my a$$.” ~ Chasing Amy

“You’ve never been bitten by a mosquito have ya Pats?” ~ Edina
“The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford Clinic.” ~ Patsy Stone – Ab Fab

“Wait let me ask Jesus what to do…(pause for prayer)…Jesus said we can bury them out back.”
~ Ma James, American Outlaws

“She just asked the fairy a question about the engine…OH GOD we are going to die!”
~ Karen, Will and Grace

“Damn the man…Save the Empire!” ~ Empire Records

“Things you own end up owing you.” ~ Tyler Durden, Fight Club

“I never thought I’d be drinking with a Klingon.” ~ Scotty, Star Trek 5

“It’s like in the great stories Mr. Frodo. The one’s that really matter, full of darkness and danger they were. And some times you didn’t want to know the end because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back the way it was when so much bad happened? But in the end its only a passing thing, the shadow. Even darkness must pass but that day will come. And when the sun shines it’ll shines out the clearer. Those are the stories that stay with you. That meant something even if you were too small to understand why. But I think Mr. Frodo, I do understand, I know now folks in those stories had lots of chances in turnin’ back but only they didn’t. They kept goin’ because they were holding on to something. ~ Sam Wise
What are we holding on to Sam? ~ Frodo Baggins
That there is some good in this world Mr. Frodo…and its worth fightin’ for.” ~ Sam Wise, LOTR, TT

“Hello Mr. Anderson.” ~ Agent Smith, Matrix Reloaded

“Because in the end the only way we can measure the significance of our own lives is by valuing the lives of others.” ~ David Gale , The Life of David Gale

“I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” ~ Notting Hill

“Movies aren’t reality. They’re not kissing with there tongues. It’s fake 22, the girl is bored, the guy is gay it’s celuloid propoganda ~ Joey Potter
Joey, Joey, you bitter cynical jaded thing ~ Dawson Leery
You used to be bitter and cynical too…you were far more interesting.”~ Joey Potter – Dawson’s Creek

“What’s really going to bake your noodle later is, would you have broken it (a vase) if I hadn’t said anything?
~ The Oracle, The Matrix

“I give up, I throw up my hands and jut out my hip!” ~ Jack McFarland, Will and Grace

“I can’t get married…I’m a 30 year old boy.” ~ Fight Club

“Come on it takes a Village People” ~ Carsen, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

“I need a ridlin smoothy.” ~ Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

“What’s with the latin?” ~ Boys and Girls

“I’m doing some divorce mainly, some property, some personal injury.” ~ Kent
“Those sound all related.” ~ Martin Blank, Gross Pointe Blank

“Look we go way back and I owe you from the thing with the guy in the place and I’ll never forget it.” – RUBIN
“Hey No problem…we’ve never been to Belise.” – DANNY ~ Ocean’s Eleven

“It’s Rex Manning Day!” ~ Empire Records

“Let’s face it Frank, garden slugs got more out of life than you!” ~ Ghost of Christmas Past
“Oh yeah, name one.” ~ Frank Cross

“Oh I forgot you weren’t there the day they taught Law at Law School…It doesn’t matter what is true it only matters what I can prove!” ~ Danny Caffey, A Few Good Men

“Fredo…you broke my heart.” ~ The Godfather II

“You said she had a nice a$$!” – Adrienna (Sopranos)
“I was trying to say something positive cause she’s your friend.” – Christopher

“Get off the flames and show me the flamers!” ~ Jack McFarland – Will & Grace

“What is worse, to destroy a man who seeks the truth or destroy the truth so no man can seek it?”~ X-Files

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could they never asked themselves if they should!”
~ Jurassic Park

“Pimps, pimps…pimps is such an ugly word….we could call ourselves love brokers.” ~ Night Shift

“With great power comes great responsibility” ~ Spiderman

“If I had a tumor I’d name it Marla.” ~ Fight Club

“How about you go get me a cup of coffee? ~ K
“How you want it? Black with a couple of cubes of kiss my a$$?” ~ J, Men In Black II

“I gave her my heart…she gave me a pen.” ~ Lloyd Dopler, Say Anything

“It says here that you’ve missed work several days this week… ~ One of the Bobs
Well Bob to be honest I’d have to say I haven’t exactly been missing it.” ~ Office Space

“Human knowledge belongs to the world like Shakespeare or aspirin.” ~ Antitrust

“You tell them I’m coming and I’m bring hell with me!” ~ Tombstone

“There’s a difference between knowing the path and walking the path.” ~ Morpheus, The Matrix

“Do you want to play a game?” ~ Joshua, Wargames

“This is Texas my florist has a gun.” ~ Miss Congeniality

“Let’s just beat these buffys down…I’m on curfew girl.” ~ Bring It On

“Hello Dave.” ~ 2001 A Space Odyssey

“It’s purring like a kitten” ~ Grace
“Yeah a kitten that smokes 10 packs a day.” ~ Karen – Will and Grace

“What have you been doing with your life? ~ Debbie’s Dad
…Professional Killer ~ Martin
Good for you it’s a growth industry.” ~ Debbie’s Dad ~ Gross Pointe Blank

“It’s as cold as my love for you.” ~ Principle Skinner’s Mom, The Simpsons

“Your lucky scrunchie…
It’ helped me pass spanish…
You passed spanish because you have Professor Montoya a lap dance…
Ah…Luckily” ~ Legally Blonde

“Is somone having a case of the Mondays?” ~ Office Space

“Tyler you are by far the most interesting single serving friend I’ve made.” – Fight Club

“That date with Sarah is definitely off.” ~ Mission Impossible

“Come on Mommy let’s go get something for dinner…I’m thirsty.” ~ Another Thin Man

“We are such geeks.” ~ Antitrust

“I’m off like a dirty shirt” ~ Duckie, Pretty In Pink

“Our love is like the wind…I can’t see it but I can feel it.” ~ A Walk To Remember

“This isn’t a democracy its a cheerocracy. You are being a Cheertator Torrence and a pain in my a$$.”~ Bring It On

“Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam?” ~ Office Space

“Look at me Harry.” ~ Chili Palmer, Get Shorty

“Do you have her phone number stored in your memory? ~ Gail Weathers
“hmmm….” ~ Dewey (thinking)
“Phone Memory!” ~ Gail Weathers – Scream 3

“This is LA shouldn’t we be learning to speak Mexican?”
“Um, that would be Spanish genius!” ~ The Craft