Apparently My Messenger Bag Has Hands

I have RA.  Because I have RA I prefer easy to open pill bottles.  When you buy OTC they almost always put the child safety caps on them.    They are a pain for me to open…literally.   So when I saw that the cap to my OTC bottle was separated from the bottle and the pills were resting at the bottom of my messenger bag I realized the lining must contain magical hands.

Go ahead...open it...I dare ya, lol.

Go ahead…open it…I dare ya, lol.

I’m not sure if this means I should just put all my child safety bottles in my bag for the bag to open in the future.  I’m so confused 😦  What do you think…Gremlins or ghosts are opening my bottles?

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Zombie’s Dressed In White Linen and other stuff

My Redheaded Zombie must have gone to Zombieland on vacation because I haven’t seen him in a while.  However, I did see this guy who could either be a Zombie or a….say…Hobbit.  Although, he was wearing shoes so he might not actually be a Hobbit per se, maybe more of a hybrid of the Hobbit…you know like Uruks but with out the black ooziness of the Uruks.

He was dressed in a white linen suit but the pants were hemmed really high and he had like a size 20 shoe.  It’s all very smarmy I think.  He’s like a Zombie/Uruk that’s trying too hard and is rather clownish for trying.  Yes my friends I’m judging this Zombie/Uruk on a social level…deal with it already!!!

I read this blog called Dear Blank, Please Blank.  It’s freaking hysterical.  Like this one:

Dear Jesus,
What would you do …for a Klondike Bar.
Sincerely, Curious Christian.
or this one…
Dear Nerds,
1f u c4n r34d th15 u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d.

Sincerely, Your computer.

Okay I totally got that second one in like 15 seconds or less.  Should I tell the gf I need to get laid more?  After all the Internets said so.  I’m thinking if I said that to her I would totally get laid less thus proving that I am indeed a huge geeky nerd.