Trump Is A Joke

Because the President of the USA is a joke of a moron I offer you hugging Otters.

I would share an endless diatribe as to what is wrong with this man but it’s been done to death and the outcome is the same.  He personifies all the bad in our Country in one person.  White Supremacy has no place in this world of many colors.

I will say this though, just once I would like the press to laugh hardily at his ridiculousness while it’s happening.  His staff can’t “fake news” that…perhaps being mocked directly he might realize that his staff blows smoke up his rear and that he does indeed sound stupid.  Just saying!

Sorry…here ends the diatribe….with more otters 🙂

 

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Reality…No Thank You

I read the news too much.   I think that the world is all screwy and I’m not a fan of crazy people.  What I like are pictures of Dogs.  I like to read.  But I’m pretty sure I shouldn’t read the news.

281A934D00000578-3059294-image-m-14_1430233425252I like Star Trek…but not the pilot episode.  It was wicked creepy.  The Vulcans are cool because they have pointed ears.  I’m all about things with pointed ears.  You know like Elves, Stitch, Zelfs and that girl on the eye drop commercial.  I’m fairly certain she is an elf.  I watched the movie The Santa Clause with Tim Allen…they were all over that movie.

So today I’m rambling.  No I do not have a head injury.  I’m just annoyed by the news and can’t direct my angst properly.

Oh well.  I think I will just read my book and have a water because that’s just how I roll in the Shire.

Stop Trying To Kill Me With Your Smell!

This is just going to be a rant against those people who over perfume and over cologne.  Seriously people some of us have allergies to your stank!  Although you think your fragrance is exotic and alluring all it is to me is an awful attack of allergies followed by a massive headache.

Men are heartily guilty of over doing the cologne.  They splash it on like after shave.  Boys…cologne is not after shave.  They then wipe their hands on their shirt or jacket and the smell doubles.  It’s not sexy…it’s smelly.  Over powering smelly.

It isn’t just men who make this mistake, women are just as guilty in my watery eyes as the men.  When I was younger and starting to do girly things my Mother taught me the “spray and walk into the mist” method.  It works.  You get just the right amount of perfume and it’s spread out so it tends not to be over powering.  How about the old a dab behind each ear method?  Equally as successful and keeps the fragrance to a minimum for those of us who do not want to participate in your hygiene.

So to end this little tantrum…let’s keep it in perspective people.  Not everyone loves the way you smell so to force you stink on everyone isn’t very fair.  So I promise not to fart all over the place if you keep the cologne to a spritz…deal?

In The News…Blue Monkey Balls

When I saw this Headline I of course had to read the story…

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What I find funnier than Headlines sometimes are the comments.  And the winning comment on this article was…

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To answer Tony’s query…Yes…Yes that is exactly why I clicked on the story.  Who could pass up seeing blue balls…Ha Ha Ha…Balls.

Spring? I’ll Call It SPINTER

Today we are having a late season snowstorm.  It’s really cool.  I don’t mind these kinds of snowstorms because they look beautiful but don’t really cause problems on the roads.

On Friday, I took this picture of Spring.

See the lady bug?

See the lady bug?

See it now?

See it now?

I thought to myself we are on our way to warmer temps…Not so fast little one…how about some more of winter.

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So in conclusion…Snowy Days and Mondays Always Get Me Down…or not because I love snow…BAZINGA!

Apparently My Messenger Bag Has Hands

I have RA.  Because I have RA I prefer easy to open pill bottles.  When you buy OTC they almost always put the child safety caps on them.    They are a pain for me to open…literally.   So when I saw that the cap to my OTC bottle was separated from the bottle and the pills were resting at the bottom of my messenger bag I realized the lining must contain magical hands.

Go ahead...open it...I dare ya, lol.

Go ahead…open it…I dare ya, lol.

I’m not sure if this means I should just put all my child safety bottles in my bag for the bag to open in the future.  I’m so confused 😦  What do you think…Gremlins or ghosts are opening my bottles?