So everyday on my drive to work I see this man who would 100% pass as the White Man Jesus. Sometimes his hair is down and loose.
Sometimes he pulls it back out of his face. He always wears sandals. Sometimes he’s reading a book. I’m guessing that it’s the New Testament…you know because he’s White Man Jesus. I think if there is a morning I don’t see him I will panic a little. You know, WMJ has had enough of White Crazy People and leave. That would make me sad.