Every once in a while I hear the funniest stuff. Sometimes it is someone I know or other times a complete stranger. I try to write them down so I can’t forget them. Here are a couple…
Big Tuna talking to his iPhone: Screw you Siri!
Me talking to WW about ringtones on her phone.
Me: What’s my Ringtone?
Bean: HA HA HA HA
Me: That’s harsh.
While watching Chopped:
Jeffrey: I find this dessert too sweet.
Alex: I find it sweet too.
Me: It’s the dessert round you idiots!!!!
Tom: Are they the Pep Boys?
Me: No that’s Edgar Allen Poe, James Joyce and a Nun.
Over heard at Denny’s:
Little boy to his father: I’m a vegetarian…I want some ham.
Over heard at Peddler’s Village:
Pretentious Lady: Do you sell sunglasses for dogs?
An African-American guy I know:
Charles: I’m blushing like a chocolate covered strawberry.