Tuna: What is the first thing you would do when the Zombie Apocalypse hits?
Me: Lock the doors, make some shields and weapons from the furniture. See if there is any kind of guns on location…preferably a shotgun…check for food supplies and hunker down.
Tuna: (laughing) So I see you have given this a lot of thought.
Me: Yup…oh and if you are outside and want to come in…sorry man you are on your own.
Me: How do I know you haven’t been bit…I’m not a fool. This isn’t my first Zombie Rodeo!
Tuna: Uh…I see that and harsh.
I had realized after our conversation some things I forgot to bring up like I would have secured a water supply and stuff like that. I just wanted it to be clear I am totally ready for the Zombie Apocalypse! I’m just glad I don’t live in Florida where they have all kinds of zombies running around.