So I was in the car with the wife and we had the following conversation.
Me: I’m pretty sure St. Blaise was gay.
Wife: Really…why do you say that?
Me: Well he’s the patron saint of throats.
Wife: You are going to hell…you do realize that?
Me: I was going to hell before this…Did I ever tell you the time I cursed out a Priest for line jumping in a funeral procession?
As a lapsed Catholic I’ve always known I was going to hell. Well if I believed in hell I’d be going there.