Gay Saints?

So I was in the car with the wife and we had the following conversation.

Me:  I’m pretty sure St. Blaise was gay.
Wife:  Really…why do you say that?
Me:  Well he’s the patron saint of throats.
Wife:  You are going to hell…you do realize that?
Me:  I was going to hell before this…Did I ever tell you the time I cursed out a Priest for line jumping in a funeral procession?

As a lapsed Catholic I’ve always known I was going to hell.  Well if I believed in hell I’d be going there.


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