I was perusing my news this am to be jolted by the news from Norway, homeland of my beloved Bjorn. There is a butter shortage!!! This scary news was not received well with me. My veins are filled with butter and buttery like substances. A world without butter is a world I’m not sure I want to live in.
I wish the Norwegians good luck and Godspeed. They expect the butter to be back in supply sometime in January.