My conversation with Bean yesterday about my day.
Bean: How was your day?
Me: I was a little freaked out.
Bean: Why…what happened?
Me: I accidentally saw Zach Efron’s penis and I’m not happy about it.
Bean: Accidentally saw Zach Efron’s penis? How did that happen?
Me: I was reading an article about injustice in the LGBT community and it was a lead for another story.
Bean: A story about Zach Efron’s penis?
Me: Yeah…it’s apparently news worthy.