Zombie Attack Preparedness

It is important to be prepared for anything that might happen.  In that vein, a “Concerned Citizen” wrote a letter to the  Leicester City Council and he/she wants to make sure it’s prepared for…a Zombie Attack.  You know why I love these kinds of articles…because they are AWESOME!!

The Letter:

Dear Leicester City Council,

Can you please let us know what provisions you have in place in the event of a zombie invasion? Having watched several films it is clear that preparation for such an event is poor and one that councils throughout the kingdom must prepare for.

Please provide any information you may have.

Yours faithfully,

Concerned Citizen

And then there are awesome quotes from the article…like this one:

“Ed Thurlow, who runs zombie website Terror4Fun, said he felt a zombie invasion in Leicester was highly unlikely.”

Really Ed…you know that the Zombies won’t attack?  And how do you know this Ed?  Really…how do you know that the Zombies won’t raise and attack us?  I for one do not want to be caught unaware when they do attack so I’ve taken to The Bloggess for advice in being prepared for a zombie attack.  Also, the CDC is on this very important issue.

I will be ready!!!

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1 Comment

  1. I always keep a spare can of cow brains around just in case of a zombie apocalypse. Although it isn’t their first choice of brain, it does slow them down and actually fools some of them altogether. They’re not too bright after all.

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