Did He Just Say Porn?

I admit I have a problem hearing.  What I hear isn’t necessarily what is said.

“Did he just say porn?”  ‘No…he said Pawn…as in the Chess piece.  Dang it woman get your hearing checked!’

What's that you say?

I once had to pay for three theater tickets because I thought my friend said ‘they are coming we should buy them tickets’.  What she said was ‘I’m glad I didn’t buy them tickets since they aren’t coming’.

Sometimes what I hear is so funny it makes me chuckle…a lot.  Then I just look like a psych patient but it’s okay because I know I’m not actually a psych patient.

In other ADHD moments.  I still hate Fridays.  Why do they have to suck so much?  I mean seriously one would think Fridays would rock.  They don’t.  And that’s all I’ve got…Fridays suck and I can’t hear.  Sheesh…this is the lamest blog post ever.

Enjoy 🙂

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5 responses

  1. I am married to a low-talker. It totally pisses me off. However after almost 30 years I don’t see him changing anytime soon. Where can I get one of those?

  2. Just wanted to let you know that I gave you a Stylish Blogger award. Pop by my place and you can how to pay it forward.

    1. Thank you Michelle!!! You ROCK!!!

  3. What? Did you say porn? I like porn.

    I can’t hear, either.

    I do usually love Fridays, but I did not love yesterday. Nope. Got serious issues with the SECOND new cell phone. *sigh*

    1. Porn is awesome…seriously look at how much money is made by porn. Just saying, lol.

      Sorry to hear about your phone and your second phone. Do you think this would happen in Sims?

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