Did He Just Say Porn?

I admit I have a problem hearing.  What I hear isn’t necessarily what is said.

“Did he just say porn?”  ‘No…he said Pawn…as in the Chess piece.  Dang it woman get your hearing checked!’

What's that you say?

I once had to pay for three theater tickets because I thought my friend said ‘they are coming we should buy them tickets’.  What she said was ‘I’m glad I didn’t buy them tickets since they aren’t coming’.

Sometimes what I hear is so funny it makes me chuckle…a lot.  Then I just look like a psych patient but it’s okay because I know I’m not actually a psych patient.

In other ADHD moments.  I still hate Fridays.  Why do they have to suck so much?  I mean seriously one would think Fridays would rock.  They don’t.  And that’s all I’ve got…Fridays suck and I can’t hear.  Sheesh…this is the lamest blog post ever.

Enjoy 🙂

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