I’ve got this little friend whom I’ll call Napoliana. She’s not a bad dog person but I’m the only one that sees she isn’t completely evil. It’s not her fault her parents were brother and sister. Really, do the children get a say…NO! Any way, she’s got this issue where she barks yells all the time. No matter how I’ve tried to help her she’s still a little fucker asshole. I’ve taken to the bottle because she just doesn’t know when to shut up. Besides Rehab do you have any other advice to help me?
Dear I Drink,
I recommend a higher proof of alcohol.