My Redheaded Zombie must have gone to Zombieland on vacation because I haven’t seen him in a while. However, I did see this guy who could either be a Zombie or a….say…Hobbit. Although, he was wearing shoes so he might not actually be a Hobbit per se, maybe more of a hybrid of the Hobbit…you know like Uruks but with out the black ooziness of the Uruks.
He was dressed in a white linen suit but the pants were hemmed really high and he had like a size 20 shoe. It’s all very smarmy I think. He’s like a Zombie/Uruk that’s trying too hard and is rather clownish for trying. Yes my friends I’m judging this Zombie/Uruk on a social level…deal with it already!!!
I read this blog called Dear Blank, Please Blank. It’s freaking hysterical. Like this one:
Sincerely, Curious Christian.
Sincerely, Your computer.