Alcohol is the solution to and cause of all life’s problems. ~ Homer Simpson
Sometimes it’s what’s needed. It’s only that simple. Sometimes it’s the only friend you have at the moment. Sometimes you just want to crawl into the bottle and never come out.
Today seems like one of those sometimes.
p.s. I’m not an alcoholic…Even though I tried to be. Damn you evil hangovers, you’ve ruined my brilliant scheme!