The sun is shining this morning. The birds are singing this morning and I’m like STFU already. It’s like Monday Morning yo’s! I turn on the news and see my local news hawks all smiling and cheery like they are all hopped up on Lithium and I’m like…It’s MONDAY morning yo’s! Perhaps if I was administered caffeine through an IV while I was still a sleep I would have woken up in a much more pleasant mood. As that didn’t happen I’m like Oscar the Grouch on steroids this morning.
One would think with the amount of sleep I got this weekend that I would have been Mary “F’ing” Poppins waking up but oddly enough I was more Sybilish than anything else.
As the waves of caffeine sooth my shattered Monday morning grouchiness I see that the sun isn’t really that bad. Okay I have sunglasses on but I’m sure it’s not all that bad…at least it’s out. The only thing that hasn’t improved is the driving of others that I must contend with on the way to work. Although, now that I think about it…perhaps…just perhaps they all had the same morning I did. I really should be forgiving then…right? TBD later.
Rise and shine kiddies I’m awake, out in the world and ready to do some serious damage!
Quote of the Day:
“BAZINGA!” ~ Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory