Just Crazy

So Michael Vick has found a football home in Philadelphia.  It’s official…the Eagles suck.  I hope Jeff Laurie loses a fortune!

On to the quotes:

“Oh I will look it up. I’ll look it up in “The Dictionary Of Shit That Doesn’t Exist.”

“Mom, I’m getting married. I want to have sex. Lots of it. Hot, steamy, nasty, married-people sex. I just don’t think I can do that on pastels.”

“I was too busy telling the girls that I loved them so much with an Oprah accent, one where each word is emphasized so dramatically that every time she opens her mouth it sounds like she’s introducing God to the world.”

And there it is…


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